The DEA raids a ranch in Texas

The DEA raids a ranch in Texas

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher.

He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there” as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish … on any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear … do you understand?”

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety.

The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs:

Your badge, show him your BADGE!”

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I think everyone that has ever read hear knows, I AM very PRO Law Enforcement, but once in a while a guy comes along that is just way too impressed with who he thinks he is.

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7 Responses to The DEA raids a ranch in Texas

  1. extex_cop says:

    I heard that one years ago…it was funny then and just as funny today. Thanks for making me laugh out loud again.
    You are the BEST Fred.

  2. Shady says:

    That Damn bull………!!!!!

  3. Richard says:

    Fred, I love the BULL. I know a few officers that the BULL needs to kiss.

  4. Steve Dennis says:

    Funny stuff, thanks for the early morning laugh.

  5. Bunkerville says:

    Thanks for a great one Fred. I was needing a good smile.

  6. capitalisa says:

    LOL ! I love the dog and mouse :) , remember them well.

  7. Laughing way too hard…

    That was great Fred!

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